Hwat ass-wipe,
News came to me that you and your fellow douche-bags plan on burning a couple of korans next Saturday. Now I see this for the publicity stunt that it is, but some of the cult members of your tiny memepool may take this seriously.
Let me clarify something for you, in short. When you burn a koran, you burn stories about Muhammed. But you will also burn the names of Abraham (you know, the dude in the OT you guys like to much because he tried to kill his kid). You will also burn the name of Mary. Now I know most of you protestant lot is not too big on Mary, but she is still your god's mother.... or erm, girlfriend.... or aunt or something. That Holy Threesome you pray to always confuses me.
Mary is even mentioned more in the Koran than in your bible! How cool is that? You can read about her childhood, and her discussion with the angel and her giving birth. No Joseph though, but that guy is pretty useless in your book as well. Then Mary coming home with the baby and everyone gossipping about her. She puts the infant in the cradle and when people are mean to her, Jesus tells them off. As an infant, from the cradle.
Ooh, before I forget, when you burn that book, you will also burn Baby Jesus.
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